What a joy you are, thanks for the shout out. This piece has all the right humorous touches. I'm finishing a piece on Billy Graham's wife, whose sex education is described in a biography: "Her parents had never discussed sex with her (she later claimed that she had 'learned the facts of life from the Bible')."

The religion really prevents one from learning even basic info, resulting in fantasy & hysterics.

How nice to tune into the Jesus of Matt 5:47, "And if you greet only your own people, what are you doing more than others?"- which I'd like to see as an invitation to learn about all of God's people.